I live in san francisco so i might as well go to camp jupiter but i still have love for hal-blood
"Pssst, spidey, what’d you get for number seven?"
"Dude, shut up! I don’t wanna get in trouble!"
"I got Waterloo."
“This is a math test!”
are we not going to talk about the fact that deadpool is writing with scissors
are we also not talking about how they’re both dressed as chippendale dancers
Plot twist: The tears in Dumbledore’s eyes when seeing the doe patronus were tears of pity. What he was really trying to say with, “After all this time?” is “Dude you haven’t let it go yet?” The memory faded out before we could realize.
"After all this time?”
"Always," said Snape.
"Severus, it’s been years. Get a girlfriend. Please."